Friday, June 13, 2008

Best Programming Jokes

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!"
To which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb?None - It's a hardare problem
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
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A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.
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"Knock, knock.""Who's there?"very long pause…."Java."
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Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
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